1796 in Canada
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See also: 1795 in Canada, other events of 1796, 1797 in Canada and the list of 'years in Canada'.
Poops
Welllll, back in 1796 when the world was ruled by evil Mongolian Princes, one man stood tall. LOL! His name was Dick Wood, and he said "I don't want choo evil Mongolians, I wan' a world where easilly accessable convenience stores are located no more than just a few blocks from each home." OMFG! So then, a very bewildered Julian Cassablancas dropped from the heavens, and sang to the skies "AAAARGH" And just as Dick Wood (LAWL) had hoped, his wish was granted, and all koalas were vegetarians. And his wish about that convenience store shite was granted. So, as luck would have it, my moss-covered-three-legged-familly grandanza has just arrived. Peace.
Jakes
Jake Innis - American Bassist died on October 27th, at age 27. The speculated cause of death was due to being killed with kindness. He was by far the most inspirational person, in his days, and quite possibly, of all time. LAWL!
