Drummer jokes
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Drummers and percussionists are the butt of countless jokes, often impugning their musicianship and/or their intelligence. Drummers are also generally accused of being clumsy and destructive. These are naturally unfair generalizations but are enjoyed by many drummers and non-drummers alike. In some countries the instrumentalist in question is not the drummer but bass player.
Famous drummers which well known for their use in comedy include Ringo Starr and the Muppet character, Animal. inspired by Keith Moon
Examples of this include:
- What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?
You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once!
- What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?
- What do you call someone who hangs around musicians?
A drummer.
- What do you call someone who hangs around musicians?
- How many musicians does it take to make a jazz quartet?
Three, plus a drummer.
- How many musicians does it take to make a jazz quartet?
- Drummers have the rhythm in their blood. Bass players usually have only alcohol in their blood.
- A drummer walks into a shop and asks for a set of guitar strings. The guy behind the counter says "you're a drummer, aren't you?". The drummer says "Yes I am, how did you know?". The guy behind the counter says "because this is a damn newsagent!".
- How can you tell a drummer's on the doorstep?
The knocking speeds up, and he doesn't know when to come in.
- How can you tell a drummer's on the doorstep?
- How do you get him off the doorstep?
Pay for the pizza.
- How do you get him off the doorstep?
- What do 7-11 coffee and Ginger Baker have in common?
They both suck without Cream.
- What do 7-11 coffee and Ginger Baker have in common?
- How do you know when the stage is level?
When drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.
- How do you know when the stage is level?
- A man goes to an exotic tropical island for a vacation. As the boat nears the island, he notices the constant sound of drumming coming from the island. As he gets off the boat, he asks the first native he sees how long the drumming will go on. The native casts about nervously and says "very bad when the drumming stops.". At the end of the day, the drumming is still going and is starting to get on his nerves. So, he asks another native when the drumming will stop. The native looks as if he's just been reminded of something very unpleasant. "Very bad when the drumming stops," he says, and hurries off. After a couple of days with little sleep, our traveller is finally fed up, grabs the nearest native, slams him up against a tree, and shouts "What happens when the drumming stops?!!". "Bass solo." he replies.
- Did you hear about the drummer who walked past the bar? I didn't believe it either!
- What's the difference between a drummer and a mosquito?
The mosquito usually stops sucking when you slap its head.
- What's the difference between a drummer and a mosquito?
- What's the best way to confuse a drummer? Put a sheet of music in front of him.
External links
The following sites all have large repositories of drum jokes: [1], [2], [3], [4], [5]
