The Mexicools

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The Mexicools are a stable on World Wrestling Entertainment's SmackDown! brand. The team consists of Super Crazy, Psicosis and (apparent leader) Juventud Guerrera.

History

The Mexicools made their debut as heels on June 23, 2005 when all three members rode to the ring on a John Deere lawn mower wearing matching coveralls and attacked both participants of a Chavo Guerrero and Paul London's WWE Cruiserweight Championship match.

Juventud cut a promo questioning the lack of "true Mexican Luchadores" in the current cruiserweight division, before going on to deride the current state of Mexican Americans in general. Dubbing the lawnmower they arrived on a "Mexican Limo 2005" (Psicosis' words) and saying that even Mexico's President mocks them (referring to Vicente Fox's controversial remark that Mexican immigrants do the jobs "not even the blacks want to do"). Juventud then stated that they were "no longer there to clean toilets and work for 'them' (the crowd) but 'they' was going to be working for 'us' (The Mexicools)," before dubbing the team "not Mexicans but Mexicools!"

The next week (June 30, 2005) SmackDown! saw them interrupt the Guerrero, Jr. vs. London rematch, this time all three men coming to the ring on their own Juan Deere brand lawnmowers (a play on the John Deere brand name), carrying oversized Corona bottle balloons (a popular brand of imported Mexican beer) and wearing the same coveralls, but this time with the word Mexicools emblazoned on the back. Originally they simply stood outside the ring on three sides until London and Guerrero stopped paying attention to each other and stood together preparing for another attack from the Mexicools. When it came, the Mexicools prevailed, not only attacking the wrestlers, but the referee as well. After dispatching the wrestlers, Psicosis retrieved the microphone from the time keeper, only to attack him with it before getting in to the ring with it. What followed was described later by Michael Cole as a "call to arms" as Juventud announced to the Mexicans in the crowd to join the fight with the Mexicools against the Gringos.

A week later, on the July 7, 2005 edition of Smackdown, Matt Morgan and William Regal's match would go to a no contest, when the Mexicools interfered, hitting Morgan with a gardening rake. This was Morgan's last appearance on a WWE show before being released.

They had their debut match on the July 14th episode of Smackdown!, when they defeated Paul London & Funaki & Scotty 2 Hotty when Juventud hit a slightly botched 450 splash off the top rope causling his left knee to land on the left eye socket of Paul London's face for the win.

July 21st came around and while all three members of the Mexicools weren't in action together, Super Crazy was. He had a fast and furious match-up with Rey Mysterio, while Eddie Guerrero provided commentary. Mysterio won, but only when Guerrero blasted him with one of the Mexicools' rakes, causing a disqualification.

On July 24, at The Great American Bash, the Mexicools defeated the bWo when Super Crazy hit a moonsault and Psicosis hit the guillotine legdrop on Big Stevie Cool for the win.

On July 28, the Mexicools again caused another match to end in a no contest. But this time, they had their reasons. In a comedy backstage segment before the William Regal vs. Scotty 2 Hotty match, one of the backstage workers "mistook" the Mexicools for concession workers and ordered them to get moving immediately. So the Mexicools decided to have some fun of their own, attempting to sell food and drink to the fans. But again, they would attack the competitors, spreading popcorn and soft drink across the floor in the process.

August 11 rolled around. The Mexicools would face Regal and Scotty in tag action, but the competition would end when Regal walked out on his partner, causing him to be decimated by the Mexicools. He was easily finished off.

On the August 18 edition of Smackdown, came one of their most memorable moments yet. Fan-favourite (they were in Toronto, Canada) Christian interviewed himself on "The Peep Show". He was interrupted by the Mexicools, who then proceeded to destroy Christian's talk-show set-up and then Christian himself, beginning with a Super Crazy Moonsault, a Psicosis Legdrop and a Juventud Elbow off the couch.

A week later (August 25) the Mexicools would again interfere on "The Peep Show", this week playing host to Booker T and his wife Sharmell. Christian immediately attacked Psicosis, Booker following suit with Super Crazy. While this onslaught happened, Juventud pushed Sharmell down in a rush to get to Christian and help out Psicosis. Booker took offense to this and then cleared house, setting up a tag match later that night. Super Crazy and Psicosis would end up winning the match when the odd pairing of Christian and Booker could not co-operate, leading to Christian walking out with a bloody nose he'd gained from the match. Booker was then finished off by a double suplex and pinned, giving the Mexicools the victory and the last laugh.

As faces

On Smackdown's next tapings (September 2) for Velocity, Super Crazy pinned Cruiserweight Champion Nunzio in the main-event, after help from both Juventud and Psicosis, who took out Nunzio's bodyguard Big Vito. A week later, Psicosis and Super Crazy would defeat Vito and Nunzio in tag action, also for Velocity. Two weeks later, Psicosis and Super Crazy would again face off against Vito and Nunzio in tag action. Juventud, after getting hit off the apron by Vito, would get his revenge by causing a distraction during the match, causing Nunzio to chase after him. He backed off, but it was all a ploy, letting Psicosis hit a high-flying move from over the top rope. The Mexicools picked up the win with a Super Crazy DDT. As a result The Mexicools turned face.

The next week, all three participated in a Cruiserweight Battle Royal, where the winner would earn a shot at the title at WWE No Mercy. Psicosis was eliminated first, by Scotty 2 Hotty. Super Crazy would go next, eliminated by partner Juventud. Juventud ended up the eventual winner, before going on to No Mercy, where he would win the Cruiserweight Championship. Afterwards, all three of the Mexicools cut a promo in Spanish, getting interviewed by the Spanish commentators. WWE.com classed this event (Juvi winning) as 'the Mexicools having something new to decorate their Juan Deeres with'.

On October 15 on Smackdown, Psicosis, Super Crazy, Road Warrior Animal and Heidenrich teamed up in a wild eight man tag match against MNM, Paul Burchill and William Regal. Super Crazy won it for his team, with a Moonsault. Afterwards, as the Mexicools celebrated, Chad Toland and Tank Toland appeared out of nowhere (making their debut) and attacked the Mexicools, leaving them laying.

On the next taping of Velocity, Juventud defeated Paul London following an amazing match. During the Legion of Doom vs. Paul Burchill and William Regal match in the main event, MNM came out to interfere, which brought out the Mexicools, who fought with them all the way to the back. It was announced that next week on Smackdown that the four teams - the Mexicools, MNM, Burchill/Regal and LOD - would face each other in a Fatal Four Way with the tag team championships on the line.

Quotes

• "We are not Mexicans, we are Mexicools!"
• "Your ass is grass and we are the lawnmowers!"