List of sexual slang

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Sexual slang is any slang term which makes reference to sex, sexuality, sexual activity, the sexual organs, or matters closely related to them.

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Introduction

In the popular jargon of many cultures, the use of sexual slang is a form of humor or euphemism that often creates controversy over its popular use. Sexual humor is seen in many circles as crude and unsophisticated, as well as insulting towards the subject it describes. Nevertheless, sexual humor has been popular since the earliest days of human society, and crude humor is seen as having a place in popular culture.

Sexual slang is often used by adolescent youths in the rituals of growing up. It often is one way for youths to test the limits of tolerance in their society, both in their own families and in the larger community.

The popularity of various comedians who indulge in sexual slang, from George Carlin to Andrew Dice Clay, reflects the appeal of this form of speech. It is often seen as a form of taboo, in which much of the appeal lies in the shock value of daring to speak "forbidden" words in public.

Activities

Full session of sexual activity

A group of slang terms dealing with sexual activities, borrowing terms from baseball, is in particular circulation among Americans. Details vary, but most criteria are similar.

A common mnemonic device for the bases is "french, feel, finger, fuck."

Anal sex is sometimes also referred to as "extra innings," "the dugout," or "fifth base."

Masturbation is often referred to as "laying down a bunt" or "running the bases alone."

Kissing

Terms for (ordinary, usually face-to-face) kissingnot including oral sex.

  • Bagging off
  • Besandose/Besos/Transando (Argentina) (Spanish)
  • Charving (Irish)
  • Chumbanam (Sanskrit)
  • Dating (Irish)
  • Eating dinner (involves tongue)
  • Feeking (Irish)
  • Frenching (involves tongue)
  • Getting off (British)
  • Getting on (British)
  • Going away with (Irish)
  • Grabbing (common among teens)
  • Hooking up (common among teens)
  • Interfacing
  • Ligging
  • Lip-lock (in a)
  • Macking
  • Making out
  • Meeting (Irish/Scouse)
  • Muddu, Muddulaaduta (Telugu)
  • Mugging down (Texas A&M University)
  • Necking
  • Parking (1950s slang, involves a car)
  • Pashing
  • Popping Tongue(Bajan/Barbadian)
  • Pulling (British)
  • Shifting (Irish)
  • Score/Scoring (Irish)
  • Shavuatov-ing
  • Smooching
  • Snog/Snogging
  • Sparking
  • Submarine Races, Watching
  • Sucking face
  • Sucking skin
  • Swapping spit
  • Tapping off
  • The washing machine (involves tongue)
  • Tongue wars
  • Tonguewrestling (involves tongue)
  • Tonsil-hockey (involves tongue)
  • Tonsil-tennis (involves tongue)
  • Winched (Glaswegian Slang)

Foreplay not otherwise classified

Foreplay usually includes forms of stimulation leading up to, but not including, intercourse. The terms below refer to foreplay in general. See other sections for specific types of foreplay, such as masturbation or oral sex.

  • Agressive Cuddling
  • Canoodling
  • Cool down
  • Cop A Feel (or simply cop)
  • Crank Yanking
  • Dry ball licking
  • Dry humping
  • Dry sex
  • Duck
  • Face time
  • Feel up
  • Fool around
  • Fork
  • Get down to business
  • Goose
  • Grind
  • Groping
  • Heavy Petting
  • Hit the double
  • Kicking it
  • Lick the ball
  • Make out
  • Mash
  • Neck
  • New-school stimulation
  • Old-school stimulation
  • Ouverture
  • Party
  • Pet
  • Play
  • Play Tiddley-Winks
  • Ratikriya (Hindi)
  • School simulation
  • School simulation the next generation
  • Spooning
  • Stall
  • Start the engine
  • Suck Face
  • Study
  • Toe the batters box before stepping in
  • Touch up
  • Twist the nipples
  • Warm up
  • Weld
  • Work the fist in

Sexual intercourse

Terms for sexual intercourse may refer to vaginal intercourse (coitus) or anal intercourse.

Vaginal intercourse (coitus)

Vaginal intercourse is when the penis is inserted into the vagina, and pushed in and pulled out (though usually not all the way out) repeatedly.

A
  • Aardvarking
  • Adam and Eve'ing It
  • Afternoon delight
  • Ammo move
  • Assassinating the cooter
  • Aztec two-step
  • Aztec Carpet Munching
B
  • Baby dancing (especially when trying to conceive)
  • Baking cookies
  • Baking the bean
  • Baking the beef
  • Baking the tube steak
  • Balling
  • Ball Twanglin'
  • Bam! Bam! (Family Guy reference)
  • Banging
  • Bare arsed boxing
  • Barking the Surly Nanny
  • Bashing the beaver
  • Bashing the bush
  • Beast with two backs
  • Beating cakes
  • Beating cheeks
  • Beating guts
  • Beating it up
  • Beating that thing up
  • Beaver busting
  • Bed wrestling
  • Bedding
  • Bedroom fun
  • Beef injection
  • Being in a woman's Beef
  • Being up to one's balls
  • Being up to ya nuts in guts
  • Bending one in
  • Beso de Payaso (Spanish) (see "Rainbow Kiss")
  • Big Banging
  • Birds and the bees, just like the
  • Bisecting the Triangle
  • Blast 'er in the Bush
  • Boarding the ham train to Pussyopolis
  • Boffing your brains out
  • Boinking
  • Boom-booming
  • "Boom-shaka-laka-laka-laka (x3) Boom" (also refers to a song)
  • Bone dancing
  • Boning
  • Bonking
  • Boofing
  • Bopping
  • Boshing
  • Bouncy Hugs
  • Bouncing the bearded clam
  • Boxing the goat nut on a good tuesday (From the movie Van Wilder 2)
  • Breaking her off proper
  • Breeding
  • Bringing ol' one eye to the optometrist (from the movie Grumpy Old Men)
  • Buffing the beaver
  • Bumping and grinding
  • Bumping bellies
  • Bumping fuzzies
  • Bumping nasties
  • Bumping uglies
  • Bumping Skins
  • Burning soup (dinner is forgotten)
  • Burying the baby leg
  • Burying the baldy fella (Dublineese)
  • Burying the bone
  • Burying the general
  • Burying the weasel
  • Burying the weenie
  • Bush patrolling
  • Busting
  • Busting a nut
  • Busting the cherry (first-time intercourse)
  • Buttering the muffin
  • Buzzing the Brillo
  • Buzzing the honey hole
C
  • Cao (Taiwan 操)
  • Carnal gymnastics
  • Carnal knowledge
  • Catholic roulette (especially without the use of birth control)
  • Cave exploring
  • Celebrating Bob's birthday (from the Bob and Tom radio show)
  • Celebrating Kwanzaa
  • Checking the old crude oil
  • Chelling The Juices
  • Cherry Popping (taking away a female's virginity)
  • Chodna (Hindi)
  • Chooglin' (from Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Keep on Chooglin'")
  • Chopping
  • Churning butter
  • Churning the cream
  • Clapping (as in the clapping sound it makes)
  • Cleaning her pipes
  • Cleaning the carpet
  • Cock Dancing
  • Cock push ups
  • Coger / Cogiendo (Latin American Spanish. Used mostly in Mexico and some South American countries. Spain understands 'picking up' or 'to take' an object).
  • Coitus
  • Coming together
  • Copulating
  • Copulation
  • Coitus
  • Cooping the chicken
  • Couch hockey
  • Crackin'
  • Crashing the custard truck
  • Crawling across the floor like a water spider
  • Creaking bed syndrome
  • Creamin'
  • Culear (Spanish)
  • Cumming (refers specifically to orgasm)
  • Cunt busting
  • Cunt poking (also applies to masturbation)
  • Cunt thumping
  • Cutting the mustard
D
  • Daniel Thomas Murphy Shuffle
  • Dancing between the sheets
  • Dancing the buttock jig
  • Dancing the matrimonial polka
  • Dancing the mattress jig
  • Dank in the tank
  • Deflowering
  • Denguta, Dengulaata (Telugu)
  • Devirgination
  • Diao (Mandarin 屌)
  • Dick Waxing
  • Diddling
  • Digging for Clams
  • Dink in the Chink
  • Dinky tickle
  • Dipping his chips in her salsa
  • Dipping the fuck stick in the kid hole
  • Dipping the gravy boat
  • Dipping your stick
  • Dipping your wick
  • Discussing the big bang theory
  • Diving in the dark
  • Diving for pearls
  • Diving into the Grand Canyon
  • Do
  • Doggy style (refers to intercourse with the woman on all fours facing away from the man)
  • Doing a barrel roll
  • Doing a Calabasas Katie
  • Doing a lewd infusion
  • Doing a load of laundry
  • Doing dirty work at the crossroads
  • Doing the Wicked Dance
  • Doin' 'er up the pooper (refers to anal sex)
  • Doing it
  • Doing some bed-pressing
  • Doing some ladies' tailoring
  • Doing some muff diving
  • Doing some nose painting
  • Doing some one armed banditry
  • Doing some rump work
  • Doing some up hill gardening
  • Doing something H (sim girl reference)
  • Doing the act of darkness
  • Doing the backseat mambo
  • Doing the Adriano Macchietto
  • Doing the backstroke
  • Doing the bad thing
  • Doing the bauld thing (Dublineese)
  • Doing the bed boogie
  • Doing the four-legged fox trot
  • Doing the funky chicken
  • Doing the chores
  • Doing the deed
  • Doing the dirty dance
  • Doing the featherbed jig
  • Doing the four-legged frolic
  • Doing the grown-up
  • Doing the hokey-pokey
  • Doing the horizontal bop
  • Doing the horizontal exercises
  • Doing the horizontal hula
  • Doing the horizontal hustle
  • Doing the horizontal Jog
  • Doing the horizontal mambo
  • Doing the horizontal poker
  • Doing the horizontal polka
  • Doing the horizontal tango
  • Doing the humpty dance
  • Doing the Humpty-Dumpty
  • Doing the mattress dance
  • Doing the mattress mambo
  • Doing the Mike Hawkes
  • Doing the mommy-daddy dance
  • Doing the nasty
  • Doing the naughty
  • Doing the Pelvic Peanuckle
  • Doing the tube snake boogie
  • Doing the tubesteak fandango
  • Doing the upside-down hokey-pokey
  • Doing the ugly
  • Doing the wild thing
  • Doona dance
  • Doing your "Thing"
  • Dragging off
  • Drilling
  • Drilling for oil
  • Drilling for cervix
  • Drilling the ditch
  • Driving home
  • Dropping the stick in the pond
  • Duking it out
  • Dueling Dragons
  • Dunking it
E
  • Ecchi (Japanese)
  • Enjoying a flesh session
  • Exchanging bodily fluids
  • Excaliburating the princess
F
  • Feeling her from the inside
  • Feeding the dummy
  • Feeding the kitty
  • Feeding the muffin
  • Filling the cream doughnut
  • Feeding the yoni
  • 'F'ing (pronounced "effing")
  • Finding a hot dog in a jungle
  • Fire in the hole!
  • Fitting end to end
  • Fitting her clap flap
  • Fixing her plumbing with derek's wrench
  • Filling her up
  • Flip the patty
  • Flopping in the hay
  • Fooling around
  • Follando (Spanish)
  • Fornicating
  • Fraternizing
  • Frying the salad
  • Fucking
  • Fucking his/her brains out
  • Fucking the shit out of samn
  • Fucking the tits out of totty
  • Fucking the vag
  • Full frontal howdy
  • Funky Monkey Dance
  • Fucking
  • Fuckin'
G
  • Genital exercise
  • Getting a belly full of marrow pudding
  • Getting a rock off
  • Getting a shove in your blind eye
  • Getting ahead
  • Getting beef in yo taco
  • Getting busy
  • Getting carpet tunnel syndrome
  • Getting creamy
  • Getting down
  • Getting freaky
  • Getting funky
  • Getting horizontal
  • Getting into her pants
  • Getting into someone's pants
  • Getting it on
  • Getting it up her guts
  • Getting Jack in the orchard
  • Getting jiggy
  • Getting jizzy with it
  • Getting kinky
  • Getting laid
  • Getting nooky
  • Getting oats
  • Getting off inside her
  • Getting parallel
  • Getting some
  • Getting some front door action
  • Getting some of that slippery action
  • Getting some ruffage
  • Getting some stank on the hang low
  • Getting stretched
  • Getting that IP (in pussy)
  • Getting there
  • Getting up in her ribs
  • Getting your cane waxed
  • Getting your chimney swept out
  • Getting your dick bent
  • Getting your end wet
  • Getting your freak on
  • Getting your hair cut
  • Getting your jollies
  • Getting your leather stretched
  • Getting your leg over
  • Getting your lizard drained
  • Getting your nuts cracked
  • Getting your oil changed
  • Getting your rocks off
  • Giving a hole to hide in
  • Giving a woman a shot
  • Giving hard for soft
  • Giving her a hosing
  • Giving her a pat
  • Giving her the business
  • Giving her the high hard one
  • Giving her the old John Vance the Third
  • Giving it up
  • Giving it to her
  • Giving juice for jelly
  • Giving kitty a taste of cream
  • Giving someone a stab
  • Giving someone the works
  • Giving the dog a bone
  • Giving the monkey a banana
  • Glazing the donut
  • Going up in them guts
  • Going all the way
  • Going at it
  • Going balls deep
  • Going belly-to-belly
  • Going down under
  • Going fishing
  • Going halfsies/halfers on an orgasm
  • Going like a rat up a drainpipe
  • Going spelunking
  • Going to bed together
  • Going to bed with
  • Going to town
  • Goosing
  • Grabbing some snatch
  • Greasing
  • Greasing the monkey
  • Greasing the pole
  • Greasing the wheel
  • Greasing the axle
  • Grinding your tool
  • Growling at the badger
H
  • Haciendo el amor (Spanish: "Making love")
  • Hammering
  • Hammering one off
  • Hanky panky
  • Hard Drive
  • Harpooning the mustached whale
  • Hauling your ashes
  • Having
  • Having a bit of curly greens
  • Having a bit of fish
  • Having a bit of giblet pie
  • Having a bit of pork
  • Having a bit of split mutton
  • Having a bit of sugar stick
  • Having a bit of summer cabbage
  • Having a bit of the cramstick
  • Having a bit of the old in & out
  • Having a hot roll with cream
  • Having a joy ride
  • Having a nooner
  • Having a piece of ass
  • Having a piece of tail
  • Having a poke
  • Having a quickie
  • Having a root
  • Having a shag (British)
  • Having a squeeze and a squirt
  • Having a turn on your back
  • Having an uppy downy
  • Having it off
  • Having nookie
  • Having one's way with
  • Having some afternoon delight
  • Having the beasty rendezvous
  • Heading South
  • He'n and She'n (Smokey and the Bandit Reference)
  • Hibbity hobbity, doing the
  • Hiding the Gerbil
  • Hiding the pickle
  • Hiding the salami
  • Hiding the sausage
  • Hiding the snake in the bush
  • Hiking the South Rim
  • Hippity dippity
  • Hitting a home run
  • Hitting a homer
  • Hitting it/Hitting that shit/Hitting that thing (see also: I'd Hit It)
  • Hobbling
  • Home run, hitting a; making a
  • Homer, hitting a
  • Hooking up
  • Hopping
  • Hopping on the good foot and doing the bad thing
  • Horizontal bop/hula/polka/macarena/mambo/refreshment/tango/wahira
  • Horizontal Death Combat
  • Horizontal Hokey-Pokey
  • Horizontal Hussle
  • Horizontal Monster Mash
  • Horizontal sheet shuffle
  • Horizontalize
  • Hosing
  • Hot beef injection
  • Hot man-chowder injection
  • Hot mock duck injection (vegetarian guy)
  • Humping
I
  • Impaling
  • Impregnation
  • In and out
  • In-out
  • Inserting tab A into slot B
  • Introducing Charlie
  • Introducing to Gladstone
  • Introducing yourself to each other
  • Invading
  • Invasion of privacy
  • It
J
  • Jabbing
  • Jazzing
  • Jigging
  • Jiggling
  • Jizz eating
  • Jodiendo (Spanish)
  • Juicing
  • Jumm
  • Jumping her bones
  • jimmy jammin'
K
  • Katydiddling
  • kelsey demanging it up
  • Knifing the Orifice
  • Knobbing
  • Knocking boots
  • Knocking mops
  • Knowing
  • Knockin' the bottom out
L
  • Lancing
  • Laying
  • Laying balls to
  • Laying cable
  • Laying some pipe
  • Laying the track (prison slang)
  • Let the Godzilla lizard terrorize the tiny town between her legs
  • Lifting a leg on someone
  • Lighting one's fire
  • Lighting the lamp
  • Linking it
  • Lobbying
  • Locking crotches and swapping gravy
  • Long Hard Road, The
  • Losing the match
  • Lovemaking
  • Lubing The Axe Wound
  • Lying feet up
  • Lyricism of the masses
  • Logging on
  • Log Jammin' (referenced in The Big Lebowski)
M
  • Magical embrace, the
  • Maintenance
  • Making a baby
  • Making a deposit
  • Making a home run
  • Making an offering to Onan, the porcelain god
  • Making babies
  • Making bacon
  • Making baskets
  • Making ends meet
  • Making feet for children's shoes (when trying to conceive)
  • Making flippy-floppy (Talking Heads reference)
  • Making grass sandwiches
  • Making her grunt
  • Making her hardrive spin
  • Making her yours
  • Making it
  • Making love
  • Making puppies (doggy-style)
  • Making sauce
  • Making strawberry shortcake
  • Making time (with the ol' lady)
  • Making the beast with two backs (from Shakespeare's Othello)
  • Making the bed squeak
  • Making the "O" face (Office Space reference)
  • Making whoopee
  • Marinating The Sausage
  • Mating
  • Mattress mambo
  • Mattress Tag (KY Style)
  • Meat injection
  • Microsofting
  • Minge Blitzing
  • Mingling limbs
  • Mixing your peanut butter
  • Mounting
  • Mud for your turtle, getting some
  • Murder scene sex (during menstruation)
N
  • Naked
  • Nailing
  • Necking
  • Nipping the bean bag
  • Niyekeh (Arabic, Lebanese)
  • Nookie (when spelled "nooky" it means the vagina)
  • No-pants dance (Anchorman reference)
  • Nuprin injection
O
  • Offending Pope Benedict
  • Oofing
  • Ol' in out, in out, the (A Clockwork Orange reference)
  • One-Way Ticket to Pound Town
  • Oops
  • Overachieving
P
  • Packing the frank
  • Painting the door
  • Parallel parking
  • Parking (the car, the bus, the Audi)
  • Parking the beef bus in Tuna Town
  • Parking the motorcycle in the garage
  • Parking the pink Cadillac
  • Parking the pink Plymouth
  • Parting the beef curtain
  • Parting the Pink Sea
  • Party in the pussy and the penis is invited
  • Passing the gravy
  • Paying the rent
  • Peeling your best end
  • Penetrating
  • Penetration
  • Performing carnal gymnastics
  • Phallicizing
  • Pickle tickle
  • Picnicking in the lawn
  • Piece of ass, getting a
  • Piece of tail, getting a
  • Piecein' it
  • Pigging
  • Pingin' and pongin'
  • Pinging with no timeout
  • Pinging her repeatedly
  • Pile Driving
  • Planting a man
  • Planting your seed
  • Playing at in-and-out
  • Playing at tops-and-bottoms
  • Playing cars and garages
  • Playing doctor
  • Playing hanky panky
  • Playing hide the hot dog
  • Playing hide the pickle
  • Playing hide the weenie
  • Playing hide the salami
  • Playing horizonal ping-pong
  • Playing golf
  • Playing on the hair court
  • Playing pickle-me, tickle-me
  • Playing the slots
  • Playing the squeezebox
  • Playing tiddlywinks
  • Playing post office
  • Plooking
  • Plowing
  • Plug and playing
  • Plugging
  • Plugging the beef lodge
  • Plugging the main cable into her love socket
  • Pocketing the stake
  • Poking
  • Poking in the whiskers
  • Poking the bearded triangle
  • Poking the pie
  • Pole jumping
  • Polishing the jewel
  • Polishing the pearl
  • Polishing the Puter
  • Poontang
  • Popping it in
  • Poppin' it to her
  • Poppin' the kuchi
  • Popping one off
  • Popping the roo
  • Porking
  • Possessing
  • Pounding
  • Pounding the porch
  • Pounding the puff
  • Pounding the puppy
  • Praying with the knees upward
  • Probing the membrane
  • Procreation Practice
  • Professional wrestling
  • Pulling an Rsnit
  • Pulping the garbage
  • Pumping
  • Pumping it
  • Pumping the sack
  • Punching the ape
  • Punching the chipmunk
  • Pussy Pounding
  • Putting a bun in the oven
  • Putting the bee in the hive
  • Putting the boots to someone
  • Putting the devil in Hell (from Boccaccio's 14th-century novel The Decameron)
  • Putting the devil into Hell
  • Putting your root down
  • Putting your snake in the grass
  • Putting sour cream in the burrito
  • Putting the candle in the pumpkin
  • Putting the beef in the taco
  • Putting the "Lew" in Lewinsky
  • Putting the puppy in the dog house
  • Putting the TV in the kitchen
  • Punching The Clit to give you ample friction to unlock the bottlecap to your tasty beverage
Q
  • Quickie/Quicky (hurried intercourse)
  • Quank (I quanked her)
R
  • Ramming
  • Rathi (Sanskrit)
  • Ravishing
  • Raw doggin'
  • Rear attack
  • Reading Religious Poetry
  • Receiving a guest in the foyer
  • Releasing the hounds
  • Riding someone
  • Riding the hobby horse
  • Riding the baloney pony
  • Riding the pink pony
  • Riding the PLP
  • Riding the pony
  • Riding the skin bus into Tuna Town
  • Riding the Welcome Wagon
  • Rein, Raus (German)
  • Ringing her bell
  • Rocking
  • Rocking it
  • Rocking off
  • Rocking the casbah
  • Rogering
  • Rolling in the hay
  • Rolling the cigar
  • Romping in the hay
  • Romping the roast
  • Rooting
  • Roughing up the suspect
  • Rubbing bacons
  • Rubbing one out
  • Rump splitting
  • Running around the bases
  • Running the naked wheelbarrow race
S
  • Sail boat to harbor
  • Saucing the clam
  • Sawing off a chunk
  • Sambhog (Hindi)
  • Sclecking
  • Schlex
  • Schlopping
  • Schtupping
  • Scoring
  • Screwing
  • Scrogging
  • Scrogging the Beast
  • Scrumping
  • Sex
  • Sex, having
  • Sex act, the
  • Sexercizing
  • Sexual congress
  • Sexual relation
  • Sexual union
  • Sewing up the hatchet wound
  • Shagging
  • Shaking Hands with Ben Franklin
  • Shaking a skin coat
  • Shaking the sheets
  • Shock and awe
  • Shootin' chowder
  • Shooting the moon
  • Shucking the oyster
  • Sideways shuffle
  • Simple in-and-out procedure (a My Cousin Vinny reference)
  • Sinking it in
  • Sinking the Bismarck (the infamous German WWII battleship thought, at the time, to be unsinkable)
  • Sinking the pink
  • Sinking the soldier
  • Sio Pu (Kuching Slang)
  • Sittin' on the Front Steps of Pussyville Town Hall
  • Skinning back a freak
  • Slamming
  • Slamming the sausage
  • Slapping meat
  • Slapping skin
  • Slaying the dragon
  • Sleeping together
  • Sleeping with
  • Slaying
  • Slicking Willie
  • Sliding down the banister
  • Slipping someone the hot beef injection
  • Slipping in the pork sword
  • Slipping someone the tube steak
  • Smashing
  • Smurfing
  • Smutting
  • Snogging
  • Snoo snoo
  • Snorking
  • Soaking the sheets
  • Sowing your [wild] oats
  • Spankin' the cat
  • Spawning
  • Spearing the bearded clam
  • Spelunking
  • Spinning the cheese
  • Splitting the uprights
  • Stabbing the trout
  • Star-gazing on your back
  • Sticking
  • Sticking one's dizzle all up in another's vizzle
  • Stirring her guts
  • Stirring up them kidneys
  • Stirring the cauldron
  • Stoinking
  • Storming the trenches
  • Straightening the meat curtains
  • Stretching leather
  • Stroking the newt
  • Stuffing the beaver
  • Stuffing the taco
  • Stuffin' Martha's muffin
  • Sucking the sugar-stick
  • Suing the lizard
  • Sweating the sheets
  • Sweaty rompin'
  • Sweetening the pot
  • Swiping the V-card
T
  • Taking
  • Taking a belly-ride
  • Taking a break
  • Taking a turn in the stubble
  • Taking an albino piss
  • Taking it downtown
  • Taking it to the car wash
  • Taking "old one-eye" to the optometrist
  • Taking out the trash
  • Taking the flesh Boat to tuna town
  • Taking the Hobbits to Isengard
  • Taking the noodle to tuna town
  • Taking the starch out of someone
  • Talking Dog Syndrome
  • Tango/ing
  • Tappin that ass
  • Tapping for Mana (Used by players of Magic: The Gathering)
  • Taxing
  • Tearing off a piece
  • Telling a bedtime story
  • Tex-Mex in a Wagon
  • The Old In and Out (from A Clockwork Orange)
  • Tip drilling
  • Tickle the Pickle
  • Threading the needle
  • Throwing a leg over
  • Throwing another log on the fire
  • Throwing the meat at her
  • Towelling
  • Trading a bit of hard for a bit of soft
  • Trading "fuck" faces
  • Trading math equations
  • Training through a tunnel
  • Trimming the buff
  • Trying for a bishop (woman-on-top)
  • Tuna Town ("driving the beef bus to," "parking the beef bus in" or "taking the old skin boat to")
U
  • Ugh ugh
  • Umbrella Penis Time (U.P.T. in some circles)
  • Union
  • Up in her guts
  • Up to the makers nameplate
  • use
V
  • Validating your parking pass
  • Vaginal bungee jumping
  • Vaginal masturbation
  • Varnishing your cane
  • Vatican roulette (especially without the use of birth control)
  • Visiting down under
  • Visiting the Netherlands
  • V-Bang
W
  • Walking the dog
  • Wallpapering the closet
  • Wang Bang
  • Watering the lawn
  • Waxing (dat ass)
  • Waxing the pole
  • Wetting the hose
  • Wetting your wick
  • Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am
  • Whitewashing
  • Whoopie
  • Winding the kinetic watch
  • Winding up your clock
  • Windsurfing on Mount Baldy
  • Womb masturbation
  • Woohoo
  • Working the hairy oracle
  • Wrestling
Y
  • Yiffing (Furry slang)
  • Ying-Yanging
Z
  • Zallywhacking
  • Zerg Rushing (StarCraft inside joke for ejaculating inside the female when she least expects it.)
  • Ziggy-wiggling
  • Zoinkering
  • Zug Zug
  • Zwooshing the swoosh

Anal intercourse

See also: Top and Bottom.

A-C
  • 99
  • 57 (a number that represents anal sex, like 69 does for mutual oral sex)
  • 66 (see above)
  • A Level (UK)
  • Anal riding
  • Around the world (to switch back and forth between vaginal and anal penetration)
  • Arse piracy
  • Ass drilling
  • Ass fucking
  • Ass Jacking
  • Ass love
  • Ass pounding
  • Ass pumping
  • Ass ripping (devirginizing)
  • Ass spelunking
  • Ass stretching
  • Back door action
  • Back door bandits (usually the San Francisco Back Door Bandits)
  • Back door delivery
  • Back door Romeo
  • Back door slicker
  • Back shafting
  • Backside entry
  • Bare back(ing) (specifically without the use of a condom)
  • Being Bubba's Bitch
  • Black magic
  • Blue Moon
  • Breaking the asshole
  • Brown love
  • Brown town (as in "took him to..."; apparently Australian slang, uttered by Hugh Jackman on SNL)
  • Brown woody
  • Bucking the Billy
  • Buffing
  • Buggering
  • Bum Darts
  • Bum lovin
  • Bum fun
  • Bumming
  • Bum sex
  • Butt buddies
  • Butt fuck(ing)
  • Butt drilling
  • Butt pirating
  • Butt pounding
  • Butt sex
  • Butterscotch (term used to describe the mixture of lube and fecal matter created during anal sex)
  • Buttsecks
  • Bowling the star
  • Charlie in the chocolate factory
  • Chocolate hugh jackhammering
  • Colin Kenneth Thompson
  • Cornholeing
  • Crossing Snickers Street
  • Chocolate Cha-Cha
  • Chocolate Dipping
  • Chocolate Penis
  • Chunk in the Trunk
  • Czu!
D-G
  • Dancing with Bubba
  • Dar/tomar por culo (Spanish)
  • David Hockney (famously "takes it up shitter")
  • Deathwish (Anal sex without a condom usually with a prostitute) UK.
  • Digging for gold in black earth
  • Dirt Road (Down the dirt road)
  • Dirty Dicking
  • Doing it Ennis style (Specifically Irish)
  • Doing it the Napoleon way
  • Doing the butt
  • Doing the Dylan
  • Doing the Rachael Guzman
  • Doggy Style
  • Donut burning (British, gay male usage)
  • Drilling for brown
  • Dropping anchor in Poop Bay
  • Earning your Brown Wings
  • Estilo Detroit (Spanish, ‘Detroit style’ — pun on detrás<i> = ‘behind’)
  • Fifth Base
  • Fishing for brown trout
  • Fudge packing
  • Fudge nudging
  • Futt bucking
  • Gaand maarna (Hindi)
  • Going downtown to browntown
  • Going in the A: drive
  • Going in the out/exit door
  • Gouging the Brown Eye
  • Greek
  • Gudda denguta (Telugu)
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H-S
  • Haciendo un trineo (Spanish)
  • Ham Slammin'
  • Hershey Highway (driving down the)
  • Hotdog
  • IDB (In Da Butt)
  • Leaving Grimsby for Hull (to switch between vaginal and anal penetration)
  • Lolloping
  • Lunch pushing
  • Marmite Mining
  • Marmite motorway
  • Mining for brown
  • Moses and the parting of the Red Cheeks
  • Mud packing
  • Nice in the twice
  • Packing shit
  • Parking the truck in the garage
  • Pillow biting
  • Pillow munching
  • Playing bum darts
  • Playing Doctor
  • Playing the back nine
  • Playing in the mud (because there's no grass on the field yet)
  • Petando (el culo) (Spanish)
  • PIITB (Put It In The Butt)
  • Pile driving
  • Pit Lane Pass
  • Plowing the dirtbox
  • Poking the brown eye
  • Poking the pooter
  • Poop chute boogie
  • Poop piracy
  • Poop pounding
  • Poopy dick
  • Potting the brown / Pot the brown
  • Prospecting in the Black Forest
  • Pucker fucking
  • Pushing brownies
  • Putting your boat in the water
  • Putting from the rough
  • Reaming
  • Rectal responsibility
  • Repopulating Armenia
  • Riding in the back
  • Riding the dirt road
  • Riding the Hershey Highway
  • Riding the vein train to A-town
  • Ringslide (Doing the-)
  • Rump Wrangling
  • Rump Rangering
  • Rump rider/knight (Being a-)
  • Sahrawi (Arabic, literally translating to "desert-style". Name describes the dryness of anal sex)
  • Santorum (the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter created during anal sex - as coined by "Savage Love")
  • Sewer-Chewer
  • Sex in the back of a Volkswagen (From Kevin Smith's Mallrats)
  • Shit Digger
  • Shit packing
  • Shit Shack Sharp Shooting
  • Shit stabbing
  • Shopping at Walmart
  • Shoving Saddam in the spider hole
  • Slippery Butt Darts
  • Sodomy
  • Stink-pipe surprise
  • Stinker McGoo
  • Stirring the fudge
  • Stretching the Balloon Knot
  • Strolling down Cadbury Road
  • Switching lanes without signaling (to switch between vaginal and anal penetration)
  • Syrian Style (With the use of Vaseline)
T-Z
  • Tailgunning
  • Taking/Putting it up the ass/butt/dookie chute/poop chute/shitter/yin yang
  • Taking a walk on the brown side
  • Taking the dirt path
  • Taking the skinny boat to Chinatown
  • Taking the vein train to A-Town
  • The Ultimate Birth Control
  • Throwing Butt Darts
  • Throwing it in the back
  • Trying on the pink sock
  • Turd burgling
  • Turning His/her Brown Eye Blue
  • Two-hole
  • Uphill gardening
  • Up the back passage
  • Up the Gary (after 70s pop-star Gary Glitter, whose name rhymes with shitter)
  • Up the shitter
  • Use the tradesmen's entrance
  • Visiting vegemite valley
  • Voting Tory
  • Wearing the red shoes
  • Wrong Love
  • Wrong Way Down the One Way Street

Oral sex

Oral sex involves the stimulation of the sexual organs (or anus) of one person by the mouth (tongue, etc.) of another. Many terms for oral sex simply consist of the words eat, bite, blow, suck, chew, or a similar verb, followed by a noun suggesting genitalia. Others are more original.

General terms for oral sex

  • A great Hummer
  • Ball sacking (the dominant person spreads his scrotum over the face of the submissive person)
  • Blow Job
  • Carpet munching
  • Cock Wash
  • Dome
  • Drive thru
  • Eating/Dining at the "Y"
  • Eating Furburger and Thighs
  • Eating/Licking him/her out
  • Eating it
  • Eating pie
  • Faded
  • Feastin' on peni/puss
  • French
  • Galava (head in russian)
  • Get Brain
  • Going down (on him/her)
  • Going South
  • Getting some skull
  • Head
  • Kiss my little friend
  • Shines
  • Slob on the knob
  • Slurping
  • Sucking the snot tip of the prick
  • Sucking the snot end of the fuck stick
  • Sucky Sucky Licky Licky (aka 69ing)
  • Suk Ma Cok
  • Taking a sip from
  • Teabagging

Cunnilingus

Cunnilingus is oral stimulation of the clitoris or vulva.

A-P
  • Angel kiss (when the woman is on her period)
  • Australian kiss (Same as french just 'Down Under')
  • Beaver munching
  • Beaver sucking
  • BJ (blow job)
  • Box lunch
  • Box lunch at the Y
  • Bloody Mary (Cunnilingus during menstruation)
  • Blow job
  • Braving the briny deep
  • Breakfast of champions
  • Bush diving
  • Cabbage Patch Diving
  • Canadian, The
  • Camel Toe Pedicure
  • Carpet licking
  • Carpet/Rug munching
  • Certified Beaver Eater
  • Chewing box
  • Cleaning up
  • Clam licking
  • Clit licking/sucking
  • Cotton candy
  • Cunning Linguistics (an exercise in)
  • Cunt licking/sucking/lapping/munching
  • Deep sea diving
  • Descente a la cae (French)
  • Diddle-bean(ing)
  • Dialing "0" on the little pink telephone
  • Dining at the Y
  • Dinner at the Y
  • Dipping into the honey jar/pot
  • Diving the Muff
  • Drinking from the furry cup
  • Drinking from the hairy grail
  • Earning your wings (during menstruation for the first time)
  • Eating at the pink taco stand
  • Eating at the Y
  • Eating Bug
  • Eating CAT
  • Eating cauliflower
  • Eating hymeneal sweets
  • Eating from the bushy plate
  • Eating out of the bread box
  • Face sex
  • Finding Nemo
  • Getting your red wings (during menstruation)
  • Giving the sweetest kiss
  • Going to Chinatown
  • G-spot tickling
  • Growling at the badger
  • Grubbing
  • Having lunch downtown
  • I Lick Dat Shiet (Jerky Boys)
  • Kitty Kissing
  • Lapping The Flap (Lappity-Flappity)
  • Licking out
  • Lip locking
  • Meet The Butcher
  • Mandibular Mud-Masticating
  • Mowing lettuce
  • Muff diving
  • Munching box
  • Mustache ride
  • Pearl diving
  • Playing pants Pac-man
  • Pooku Naakuta (Telugu)
  • Pulling Back the Roast Beef Curtain
  • Pussy licking/sucking/munching
Q-Z
  • Rainbow Surprise (during menstruation)
  • Raspberry Swirl (cunnilingus during menstruation)
  • Red Wings (cunnilingus during menstruation)
  • Rug Munching
  • Slit licking/sucking
  • Soup tasting (esp tomato soup)
  • Sweetest kiss
  • Tickling her fancy
  • Tipping the velvet
  • Tongue plowing
  • Tuna Casarole
  • Tuppence licking
  • Tongue in the cave
  • Watkin's wiggler, the
  • Wet-velveting
  • Yodeling in the gulley
  • Yodeling in the valley
  • Yodeling in Uterine Canyon

Fellatio

Fellatio is oral stimulation of the penis.

A-P
  • Going to the blow jobby lobby
  • Going to the Creamery
  • Dessert at the Coldstone Creamery
  • Auto Fellatio (sucking one's own penis)
  • BJ (blowjob)
  • Blowing
  • Blowjob, giving/getting a
  • Blumper (fellatio while voiding one's bowels)
  • Bone yodeling
  • Boss cap
  • Brain
  • Bringing out the fireman
  • Butched in (performing oral sex in exchange for favors; prison slang)
  • Candy making
  • cigar poke
  • Chopping up
  • Chupar Polla/Verga/Pico/Panga (Latin American Spanish: to suck cock/dick/rod)
  • Cleaning the pipes
  • Cock-gobbling
  • Cruising
  • Deep-throating
  • Doing the Monica
  • Dome, giving/receiving
  • Drinking beer
  • Face-fucking
  • Flag salute, the
  • Garganta profunda (Spanish: "deep throating")
  • Get Brain
  • Gettin' that beej
  • Getting your dizzle sizzled
  • Ghosting, or getting ghosted
  • Going down like a dog on hot chips (British: fries)
  • Goober gobbling
  • Greasing the pole
  • Haam laan (Cantonese)
  • Hacerle caso al patrón/jefe (Spanish: To be obedient to the owner/boss)
  • Head, giving/getting
  • Head job
  • Highway Hummer (getting a blowjob while driving)
  • Hot Dog Slurping
  • Humjob/Hummer, giving/getting a
  • Icing the O-ring
  • Knob gobbling
  • Knob polishing
  • Knob service
  • Lamando/Lamar (Spanish)
  • Licking the lolly
  • Lewinsky job
  • Lewinsky-style
  • Mamada (Spanish)
  • Mamando/Mamar (Spanish)
  • Milking (also applies to masturbation)
  • Modda cheekuta (telugu)
  • O Levels (UK)
  • OW (Oral With condom) UK.
  • OWO (Oral WithOut condom) UK.
  • Peni polishing
  • Pipa (Greek)
  • Playing the skin flute
  • Playing the pink oboe
  • Polishing the knob
  • Poon Gobbling
  • Bobbing on Bob
  • Buffing the Helmet
Q-Z
  • Rainbow kiss(ing) [This is performed when the female is menstruating. The female gets a mouthful of semen and the male gets a mouthful of blood. They kiss while mixing the fluids and both swallow.]
  • Road Head [Oral sex performed on Male while driving]
  • Rod swallowing
  • Ser buen/a secretaria/o (Latin American Spanish: "to be a good secretary")
  • Shaking the Red Bull can for a nighttime prank
  • Shining the pole
  • lan choop pudinya
  • Shining
  • Sixty-eight ("Do sixty-nine, but I owe you one.")
  • Skin flute ("Playing the skin flute")
  • Skull fucking
  • Skully
  • Slobbing the knob
  • Slurping the bishop
  • Smoking bone (or Bone smoking)
  • Smoking cock
  • Smoking the "Pickle"
  • Smoking the pole
  • Snowballing [This is when the female gets a mouthful of semen and then kisses another person forcing the semen into his mouth]
  • Stepping up to the mic
  • Sucky Sucky (Often used in Mexico by street sales people on Revolution street)
  • Suck(ing) a golf ball through a water hose (reference to the skill in performing oral sex from Full Metal Jacket)
  • Suck(ing) off
  • Sucking cock (or cock sucking)
  • Sucking the human lolly
  • Sucking the chrome off a trailer hitch (speaks more of the skill than the action)
  • Swallowing
  • Sword swallowing
  • Teabagging (sucking the scrotum)
  • Throating his dog
  • Tonsil exam
  • Washing Big Ben
  • Waxing the lance
  • Whitehouse internship

Mutual oral sex

The following terms refer to simultaneous, or mutual, oral sex.

  • L7
  • GSC (Genital Sucking Contest)
  • Piledriver (done standing up)
  • Sixty-nining (69)
  • Soixante-neuf (French: "69")
  • Eight Something (Square Root of 69)
  • (88) eighty-eight because you get "8" (i.e. ate) twice
  • (77) seventy-seven because you get "8" (i.e. ate) more
  • Yin Yang(ing)

Analingus

Analingus is oral stimulation of the anus.

  • 87
  • Ass gobbling
  • Ass/Arse licking
  • Battywash (Jamaican)
  • Black kiss
  • Brown star
  • Chewing bud
  • Chocolate binge
  • Crap tickling
  • Diving for Hershey
  • Diving the man-twat (if on a male)
  • Dropping the thumb
  • Eating one's ass
  • French treat
  • Frenchman's/Turkish delight
  • Chocloate gun
  • Gudda Naakuta (Telugu])
  • Hit it (prison slang)
  • Hot Carl(involves wrapping feces in celophane and placing in a mouth)
  • Licking the brown spider
  • New French kiss
  • Quatre-vingts-sept (French: "87")
  • Rusty Trombone (analingus with the reach around)
  • Rim job/Rimming
  • Rim chew
  • Shit binge
  • Shit sucking
  • Tongue-Oscopy
  • Tossing (the) salad
  • Turkish treat

Masturbation

There are many terms for masturbation, the manual stimulation of one's genitals. Some of the more common follow.

Generic

  • Playing with oneself
  • Pleasuring oneself
  • Self-gratifying
  • Teasing yourself
  • Touching yourself at night

Male masturbation

A-D
  • 38 (prison slang)
  • 5 Digit Disco
  • Arming the torpedo
  • Badgering the witness
  • Bashing
  • Bashing the bish
  • Batman
  • Baking a Cake
  • Banging the Burrito
  • Beat it like it stole something
  • Beating it like it owes you money
  • Beating off
  • Bashing the bishop
  • Beating the boner
  • Beating the bald guy till he pukes
  • Beating the meat
  • Beating the monkey
  • Beating the piss outta my best friend
  • Beating the shit out of your cock
  • Beating your suspect
  • Bending to the will of the one eyed purple warrior
  • Best friend, shaking hands with
  • Blowing one's trouser nose
  • Boobytrapping a toilet seat
  • Bopping the baloney
  • Bopping the boa
  • Boxing the clown
  • Boxing the one-eyed champ
  • Buddy Whackit
  • Buffing the banana
  • Buffing the vampire slayer
  • Burning the Bunsen
  • Burp the worm
  • Cap, dome
  • Caressing the cucumber
  • Chapter 11
  • Charging your Supersoaker
  • Checking the tweeters
  • Choking the chicken
  • Choking the pope
  • Chocking the snake
  • Chugging the choo-choo
  • Churning butter
  • Cleaning my room
  • Cleaning the Canoli
  • Cleaning the snorkel
  • Climbing Everest
  • Cocking the gun
  • Code 21 (prison slang)
  • Conditioning the leather
  • Conducting yourself in the solo symphony
  • Combing your hair
  • Consulting Dr. Hanz Jerkov
  • Corralling the Tadpoles
  • Cracking one off
  • Crashing the yogurt truck
  • Crying yourself to sleep
  • Cuffing the carrot
  • Date with Miss Michigan
  • Date with Pamela Anderson and her five sisters
  • Dating the Palm sisters
  • Dating your right hand
  • Date with Rosey Palmer and her five sisters
  • Defragmenting the hard drive
  • Dice Roll, The (The repetitive motion of rolling dice)
  • Die In A Woman's Lap
  • Digital Manipulation of the Coital Apparatus
  • Dinner mashing
  • Doing the hand jive
  • Doing the knuckle shuffle on the piss pump
  • Doing the Mighty Wang Chung
  • Dressing up like the mail man
  • Dust'in the turkey (Irish)
E-K

(Note: first words not capitalised are used as verbs)

  • Editing Wikipedia
  • Enforcing the "No Fly Zone"
  • exercise your rights
  • Exercisin' the Sizin'
  • exercise for war
  • extracting a core sample
  • fap (referring to Japanese comics, where the sound of it is represented by 'fap')
  • Faxing a hard copy to the Castro
  • feed the geese
  • Feeding the ducks (relaxed: as opposed to Stabbing the cat)
  • Feeding your trouser-mouse
  • Fighting the gilded dragon of pleasure for my five seconds of bliss
  • Filleting the trouser trout
  • fire the Surgeon General
  • firing off some knuckle children
  • firing the photon torpedoes
  • fist-kabob
  • Five finger boogie on the blue vein
  • Five fingers' exercise
  • Five knuckle shuffle
  • Filling up the belly button well
  • flinging the love yogurt
  • flog off
  • flog the bishop
  • flog the dolphin
  • flog the log
  • flog the mule
  • flog the porpoise
  • Floggin' Man-o-war down the main stretch
  • Flogging Molly
  • Flogging yer dummy
  • Flushing babies
  • Fondling the Fajita
  • Fondling the Fountain
  • Freeing the soldiers of love
  • Freeing the Willies
  • frig off
  • frog it (masturbating under a sheet or blanket so it appears to be a hopping frog)
  • frostrupping (after Mariella Frostrup, referenced in the BBC series Coupling)
  • fuck the fist
  • Fünf gegen Willie (German, "Five (i.e. fingers) against Willy")
  • Galloping the lizard
  • Game of five against one
  • Gayola (Spanish)
  • getting a handle on the problem
  • getting a little off-hand
  • getting jiggy with it
  • getting to be better friends with Willy
  • getting your pole varnished
  • giving flipper a backrub
  • giving it a tug
  • go up the Eiffel Tower and back
  • going below the hard deck
  • going blind
  • grab some gravel
  • grind the woad
  • grease the Jesus
  • greasing the baseball bat
  • Growing hair on the palms
  • grooming the Wookie
  • Grippa
  • gun (looking at a female officer while masturbating; prison slang)
  • gushing the geyser
  • Hacerse una puñeta (Spanish)
  • Hacking Off
  • Ham Shank
  • Hand job, give/get a
  • Hand start the one eyed yogurt thrower
  • Hand to gland combat
  • handling the hard on
  • hanging the hamster
  • Hastha prayogam (Telugu)
  • having a Barclay's (as in Barclay's Bank)
  • having a session with the wise master
  • having a wafty (as in wafty crank)
  • Heisting the Jewels
  • hit It (prison slang)
  • hit the airplane (calque of Cantonese)
  • hold your sausage for hostage
  • honk on Bobo
  • honking the burrito
  • Humping the old hand
  • Hustling the Hog
  • "I'm loving it" (TM)
  • Inflating the Zeppelin
  • Intimate Rest
  • jack off
  • jack my mule
  • Jackin' the Beanstalk
  • jerk off
  • Jerking my Johnson
  • Jerking Stalefish
  • Jerking the Gherkin
  • Jiggling the handle
  • Jill
  • johnny-fiving
  • Jolting the bean
  • keep it fresh
  • kick the midget
  • kill (prison slang)
  • kill the kittens (from an Internet joke stating, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten")
  • Knuckle shuffle on the piss pump
L-M
  • Lathering the Latin love lance
  • Launching the heat seeking moisture missile
  • Letting off a few wrist rockets
  • Liquidating surplus inventory
  • Looking for clues with Fred and Daphne
  • Lope the Mule
  • Lubricating the love stick
  • Lubricating the piston
  • Madame/Rosie Palm and her five daughters/sisters (dating, meeting, or spending time with)
  • Making a knuckle hot dog
  • Making drain babies
  • Making gravy
  • Making Johnnie Walker red
  • Making "Love" in the hand
  • Making love with Miss Right
  • Making mayonnaise
  • Making pudding
  • Making salad dressing
  • Making sewer babies
  • Making the bald man cry
  • Making the Cyclops fight the five headed monster until he cries
  • Making the Meat-Whistle
  • Male polishing the stinger
  • Manipulating your genitalia
  • Manola (Spanish)
  • Manual Override
  • Manuela de Palma (Argentina)
  • Massaging the Marrionette, no strings attached
  • Masterbating midgets
  • Meeting the bishop
  • Meeting lady palm and her 5 lovely daughters
  • Memory Bank Spank
  • Menage-a-un
  • Merchant Banking
  • muth marna (hindi)
  • Milking (also applies to fellatio)
  • Milking the Fucking Udder
  • Milking the Heifer
  • Mugging the Kojak Doll
N-R
  • Nestling the aardvark
  • Number 3
  • Onanism
  • One man tug of war
  • Ordering mayonnaise
  • Paddling the poodle
  • Paja (Spanish)
  • Palmela Handerson
  • Pat the Robertson
  • Pawing off
  • Peniskvarter (Norwegian)
  • Petting the monkey
  • Petting the parrot
  • Petting the snake
  • Pickling the cuke
  • Pickle dancing
  • Pinching the one-eyed snake
  • Playing "hookey"
  • Playing One Arm Bandit
  • Playing One Eyed Bandit
  • Playing the Skin Flute
  • Playing Rumple Foreskin
  • Playing some Bach (big pipe organ solo)
  • Playing the pink clarinet
  • Playing tug-of-war with Cyclops
  • Playing with peter
  • Pleasing the turtle
  • Plucking the duck
  • Plucking the pickle
  • Pocket billiards/pool
  • Polishing the helmet / knob
  • Polishing the family jewels
  • Polishing the firefighter helmet
  • Polishing the penguin
  • Polishing the Pewter
  • Polishing the rocket
  • Popping one off for the Kaiser
  • Posh wank (masturbation with a condom on)
  • Pounding the pud
  • Pre-heating the Oven
  • Prostate maintenance
  • Puffing the one-eyed dragon
  • Pulling a Pee Wee
  • Pulling off
  • Pulling the goalie
  • Pulling the pickle
  • Pulling the pud/pudding
  • Pumping the gas
  • Pounding the pepperoni
  • Pumping the porpoise
  • Pumping the revolver
  • Pumping out the petrol
  • Punching the clown
  • Punching the gorilla
  • Punching the Munchkin
  • Punching the pope
  • Punheta (Brazil)
  • Putting mayo on the knuckle sandwich
  • Putting miles on your monkey
  • Putting the dog's eye out
  • Red rocket (South Park reference; "Proper Condom Use")
  • Repopulating Armenia
  • Riding the one eyed wonder horse
  • Riding the PLP
  • Rocking the lil' man in the boat
  • Rosey Palm ("Dating Rosey Palm and her five sisters")
  • Roughing up the suspect ('Cause you know he's guilty')
  • Rubbing one off
  • Rubbing one out
  • Rubbing out a Frank Cui
  • Rubbing the nub
  • Rubbing the genie/magic lamp
  • Rumble In the Jungle (Also applies to Females)
  • Runke (Norwegian)
  • Running off a batch (of baby batter)
S-Z
  • Sadka marna (hindi)
  • Sanding the woody
  • Satisfying King Solomon
  • Saying hello to my little friend
  • Saying hi to big Jim and the Twins
  • Scalping General Custer
  • Self-abuse
  • Shaking hands with Dick
  • Shaking hands with Abe Lincoln
  • Shaking hands with Ben Franklin
  • Shaking hands with Little Richard
  • Shaking hands with Mr. Happy
  • Shaking hands with Mr. Henry
  • Shaking hands with Mr. Johnson
  • Shaking hands with Peter
  • Shaking hands with the governor of love
  • Shaking hands with the president
  • Shaking hands with the sheriff
  • Shaking hands with the unemployed
  • Shaking hands with the wife's best friend
  • Shaking hands with the wife's wedding present
  • Shaking the caravan (referenced in the BBC series Coupling)
  • Shaking white-hot coconuts from the veiny love tree
  • Shandy shuffle, doing/playing the
  • Sharpening the pencil
  • Shaving the cucumber
  • Shining the helmet
  • Shining the Myles
  • Shining the shaft
  • Shooting putty at the moon
  • Shooting the 6 shooter
  • Shucking your oysters
  • Singing Your Birthday Song
  • Skanking the pickle
  • Skipping rocks off the lake of love
  • Skipping to school
  • Slamming the Ham
  • Slap-boxing the one-eyed champ
  • Slapping it off
  • Slapping the salami
  • Sliding the sheath (uncircumcised)
  • Smacking the pudge
  • Smacking the salami
  • Smashing one out
  • Spackling the ceiling
  • Spanking Off
  • Spanking the dolphin
  • Spanking the monkey
  • Spanking the plank
  • Special saucing the Big Mac
  • Spending some quality time with the one-eyed purple-headed yogurt-slinging cyclops
  • Spew from the column of delight
  • Spin the humming top
  • Spilling milk
  • Spilling the beans
  • Spilling your seeds
  • Spilling Sprite on the keyboard
  • Spit shining the trophy
  • Squeezing the cream out of the flesh Twinkie
  • Squeezing the Squirrel
  • Straining the vein
  • Stretching before strenuous exercise
  • Supply and Demand
  • Surgaring the Churro
  • Stabbing the cat (frantic: as opposed to Feeding the ducks)
  • Strangling the python
  • Stroking the magic sea-monkey
  • Stroking the one-eyed burping gecko
  • Stroking the pole
  • Stroking the salami
  • Taffy pulling
  • Taking Palmela Out
  • Talking to Moe
  • Taming Goliath
  • Taming the dragon
  • Testing out the magic love wand
  • The blob blaster
  • The Rise and Fall of Peter the Great
  • The sperm manicure
  • Tickling old one-eye
  • Tommy tanking
  • Tool time (the act of having tool time)
  • Tossing (off)
  • Tossing the dice
  • Touch and go
  • Touring your own facility
  • Tugging the rope
  • Tugging the Tapioca Tube
  • Turbo-Fisted Meat-Monster Merengue
  • Turning Japanese (from the song, supposedly 80s slang)
  • The two fisted monkey slap
  • Tweaking the Totem Pole
  • Unrolling the turtle neck
  • Unsheathing the shlong
  • Using the Force
  • Verifying your manhood
  • Volársela (Spanish)
  • Whack the one-eyed weasel
  • Walking the bearded one-eyed love dog
  • Walking the dog
  • Walking the one eyed dog
  • Wang jangling
  • Wangsterbating
  • Wank, Wanking
  • Wank your crank
  • Washing it (as fast as you want to)
  • Waxing the Buick
  • Waxing the carrot
  • Waxing the dolphin
  • Waxing the T-Bird
  • Waxing your Rocket
  • Whacking off
  • Whip the Lizzard
  • Whipping up some baby batter
  • Working on a project
  • Working the gherkin
  • Working the glue stick
  • Working up some baby batter
  • Worshiping the finger prince
  • Worshiping the fist prince
  • Wrestling the Bald Headed Champ
  • Wrestling with Jimmy
  • Writing (also female)
  • Writing in your journal
  • Yank the doodle dandy
  • Yanking off
  • Yanking the crank
  • Yanking the penal cord
  • Yanking your chain
  • Yoinking It
  • Zonking the zebra

Female masturbation

  • Anchoring the ship
  • Applying lip gloss
  • Auditioning the finger puppets
  • Bean flicking
  • Beating around the bush
  • Breakfast in bed
  • Buffing the muffin
  • Buttering the whisker biscuit
  • Cracking the gash
  • Cunt poking (also applies to coitus)
  • Date with the four sons of Father Thumb
  • Dialing zero on the little pink telephone
  • Diddling [the clit]
  • Digging a stench trench
  • DJ'ing the budgie tongue
  • Doing one's nails
  • Double-clicking the mouse
  • Exploring (one's) hidden depths
  • Exploring inner-space
  • Exploring the virgin wood
  • Feeding the horse
  • Fiddling the bean
  • Flicking the bean
  • Flicking the bic
  • Finger attack
  • Finger bang
  • Finger sex
  • Fingering
  • Fingerfucking
  • Flap Flogging
  • Flicking the clit/bead/bean/bud
  • Flossing
  • Fluttering the fuzz
  • Frigging off
  • Getting off in the bush
  • Gusset typing
  • Hangin' with Mr. Cooper (also male)
  • Jacking off Jeremy (or jicking Jack off)
  • Jack'n the box
  • Jilling off
  • Jilling your jollies
  • KitKat shuffle
  • Nuke, the
  • Pawing(off)
  • Paddling the Pink Canoe
  • Petting the kitty/pussy/clitty
  • Playing in the petals
  • Playing with the little girl/lady/woman in the canoe
  • Playing stinkfinger
  • Playing the invisible banjo
  • Playing with the floodgates
  • Plunging the happy hole
  • Poking off
  • Polishing the pearl
  • Pulling the pud (pudendum)
  • Raiding the honey jar/pot
  • Roaming the damp and tangled wood
  • Rub the bean
  • Rubbing the monkey
  • Rubbin hood (obvious pun on Robin Hood)
  • Rubbing off
  • Rubbing the front butt
  • Rubbing the elf
  • Rumble In the Jungle (Also applies to Males)
  • She-bopping
  • Shocker
  • Shlicking
  • Siririca (Brazil)
  • Smacking the pony
  • Spanking the monkey
  • Spanking the skunk guts
  • Stinky-Pinking
  • Stirring the soup
  • Stirring the trough
  • Stroking the kitty/pussy
  • Stuffing the bird
  • Taking a long, warm bath
  • Tangsturbating
  • Tapping the keg
  • Tenderizing the steak
  • Tending the axe wound
  • Tickling the twat
  • Tickling the vertical smile
  • Tip-toe through the two lips
  • Tipping the velvet
  • Touching the hooded monk
  • Twirling the pearl
  • Two or Three Knuckle Shuffle
  • Two finger taco tango
  • Two in the pink, one in the stink
  • Walking in the bush down under
  • Walking the kitty
  • Walking the clitty
  • Washing the car
  • Waxing the oyster
  • Whistling a tune
  • Working out at the Y
  • Writing (also male)
  • Yanking the pump action yogurt tosser

Mutual or group masturbation

Mutual masturbation involves each sexual partner manually stimulating the other partner's (or partners') genitals.

  • Bread game
  • Butter the Toast/Bread (Circle Jerk Game)
  • Circle jerk
  • Hot potato
  • Jacking and jilling off
  • Limp Biscuit
  • Pass the cup!
  • Reach Around (while receiving anal sex)
  • Soggy Biscuit (English boys public school)
  • Soggy Marie (South Africa - Circle Jerk Game with a "Marie Biscuit" in the middle)
  • Texas Hold'em
  • Triscuit game
  • Mookie Cookie
  • Mother loving crap monger

Non-english expressions

Male masturbation in Cantonese and standard Chinese translates as hitting the airplane, or in popular slang in Taiwan as polishing the gun or firing the pistol. The Turkish expression translates literally to pull 31.

The act of 'pitching a tent' in Japanese can be referred to as "Mokkori!" An expression popularized by main character Ryo Saeba in the manga/anime story 'City Hunter'. City Hunter was first published in manga form by writer and artists Hojo Tsukasa in 1985 under publisher Shonen Jump Magazine.

Group sex

Group sex is sexual behaviour involving more than two people at the same time.

  • Bacanal (Brazil) (probably from Bacchanalia)
  • Circle jerk
  • Cluster fuck, leading to the "pivot man in a cluster fuck." May or may not be a good place to be.
  • Conga line
  • Daisy chain (U.K.)
  • Double Meat Medley
  • DP Double Penetration (When a woman is entered anally and in her vagina simultaneously)
  • DVDA (Double Vaginal, Double Anal as explained in Orgazmo)
  • Finger cuffs
  • Fuck fight
  • Fuck fest
  • Gangbang/Gang bang
  • Lumberjack
  • Mob screw
  • Musical Beds
  • Orgy
  • Run a train
  • Sandwich
  • Saamuhika sringaram (Telugu)
  • Shagging contest
  • (Spit) Roast
  • Suruba (Brazil)
  • Taking up a collection
  • Threesome
  • Three-way
  • Training

Other practices

It should be noted that many of the following practices are not performed in actuality, but only exist as part of urban lore.

  • 1970's Gas Crisis: Inserting a length of plastic tube into your partner's anus, then sucking on it. So named because it resembles the act of siphoning gas prevalent during the fuel shortages of the 1970s.
  • Abraham Lincoln: Shaving one's pubic hair and keeping it, then ejaculating on a partner's face and throwing the pubic hair on their face so that it sticks.
  • Alaska Pipeline: Anally penetrating the partner with a turd that has been left in the freezer for a period of time sufficient for complete solidification.
  • Arabian Goggles: While getting a blowjob, one partner places a single testicle in each eyesocket of the other partner.
  • Asian Steamer: Defecating on plastic wrap which is over a person's face.
  • Atomic Upper-Decker Blumpkin: Receiving a blumpkin while dropping a turd into the toilet tank while sitting on the top of a bathroom stall.
  • Blumpkin/Grumpkin/Dumpkin: Getting a blowjob while defecating. Mainly used on the toilet or in nature.
  • Boho, The: Having sex in a darkroom, then turning on a light and seeing how long it takes for her to leave.
  • Bucking Bronco, The: While engaged in anal sex with a female partner, the male suddenly grabs and firmly squeezes the Hell out of her tits while screaming another woman's name. Then he tries to hold his mount while the female bucks wildly.
  • Carpet Cleaner: During doggy-style sex, picking the girl up and pushing her face through the carpet whilst restraining her arms.
  • Chellerina, The: Defecating and urinating on one's partner while giving him a blowjob
  • Claire, The: While the girl is attempting a cowgirl-toe-tug, giving her a swift punch to the back of the head (or see donkey punch)
  • Cleveland steamer/Hot Lunch/Pasadena mudslide: Defecating on a partner's chest
  • Columbus Cummerbun: Defecating, usually with diarreah, into your parter's navel then either licking it or smearing it over their stomach
  • Combat Jack: Jerking off, or engaging in any sexual activity while in a combat zone, i.e. The poor bastards in Iraq that have to rub one off on guard duty.
  • Crime Scene Sex: Sex during the woman's menstrual cycle
  • Dirty Dog: After Anal sex, performing oral sex on the unwashed penis.
  • Dirty Sanchez: After Anal sex, pulling out the feces-/cum-covered penis, and wiping it accross the sexual partner's face, creating a mustache-like appearance.
  • Dirty Shirley: Ejaculates into the ear of a sexual partner, either intentionally or accidently.
  • Donkey punch: While doing your partner from behind, immediately before ejaculating, you punch them in the back of the head, thereby causing the anus to tighten around the penis, resulting in a greater orgasm.
  • Double Master Blaster: Reaching orgasm from fellatio while smoking a crackpipe.
  • Double Dribbling: The acting of stuffing both of ones testicles into a woman's vagina either before, during or after sexual intercourse.
  • Double Trouble: Act of fondling a woman's breasts during anal sex
  • Duck Wrap (UK): A tit fuck where the male's penis has previously been in his partner's anal passage, and remains covered with some faeces.
  • Double Punch Slap Punch : Giving female partner swift punch to the jaw forcing the mouth to open then as swiftly punching in the back of the neck to temporarily paralyze the partner while forcing penis down the throat then slapping to withdraw from paralasys and ejacualating in the throat causing her to gag, if so a swift and painful punch to the nose and a Hot Lunch
  • Dutch Oven: Flatulence during intercourse, followed by trapping your partner's head under the bedsheets
  • Felching: Act of sucking semen out of an anus.
  • Felching(2): Act of putting small rodents into the anus, usually using a tube of some sort to allow the rodent access(may also be known as mousing and gerbiling). An urban legend has this as Richard Gere's fetish.
  • Glass-Bottom Boat: One partner lays under a glass table, a piece of plastic or Saran Wrap while the other partner defecates upon the surface.
  • Flaming Rudolph: When a chick sucks you off, you blow one on her grille, punch her in the nose, flip her around backwards, throw a pair of fake antlers on her head, light her hair on fire, and throw a rough one in her ass. (this is the holy grail of all sex acts. as far as research indicates, man has only gotten as far as to have the fake antlers in hand. however, that does not mean that it can't be accomplished.) [SigEp: The Ohio State University]
  • Freakin' Dat Bitch: Inserting one's balls into a female's anus, then "flapping the dick down" into her vaginal cavity.
  • Golden Enema: Urinating in partner's bowels during anal sex.
  • Golden Showers: Act of urinating on a partner for sexual pleasure. Also known as watersports.
  • Gorilla Mask: Act of saving up shaven off pubic hair, ejaculating on your partner's face, then throwing the pubic hair on your partner's semen covered face, where it sticks.
  • Hot Carl(involves wrapping feces in celophane and placing in a mouth)
  • Hot Lunch: Dropping a log in a partners mouth.
  • Jelly Doughnut: The act of a man ejaculating on a person's face (generally following fellatio), after which the man strikes the partner's nose. The ensuing blood mixes with the semen, giving the impression of red fruit jelly.
  • Josh, The: The act of masterbating while fingering oneself in the rectum.
  • Leaving a Melvin Rice: After ejaculation defecating on your partners head
  • Lesbian Thighjob: Lesbian practice where the partner touches the other partner's vagina with her own thigh
  • Mandana: Act of ejaculating on a person's forehead so the result resembles a bandana
  • Merry-go-Round: While enjoying intercourse with a girl midget while she is sitting on top, you grab her and spin her around, your penis being the axel.
  • Metal Gear RAY: When you're ready to ejaculate, you punch the girl in the leg, and when she opens her mouth to scream, you shoot your semen into her mouth.
  • Muddy snowball: Anal sex, then ejaculating in the partner's mouth where it's held, then the semen is passed back to the anus penetrator
  • No-Battery Boyfriend: Act of vaginally penetrating a woman with a phallic object other than a dildo
  • Nosejob, The: Act of ejaculating in the partner's nose then covering the mouth until they are forced to inhale.
  • One-Eyed Sailor: Act of poking a woman in one eye with the penis and ejaculating in the other after fellatio.
  • Paddlecocking: A technique invented by Kaz, which involves one hand on the shaft and the other fist up the ass.
  • Peg-legged Pirate: Similar to the One-Eyed Sailor, ejaculaton in the partner's eye after fellatio, followed by a swift kick in one of the shins.
  • Pearl Necklace: Act of ejaculating on a person's neck so the result resembles a pearl necklace
  • Philly Fake-Out: Act of having sex doggy-style, pulling out, spitting on your partner's back to seem like you ejaculated, then ejaculating in their face when they turn around. (also known as Houdini)
  • Pink Sock: After Donkey-Punching your partner, pulling out while the anus is still contracted. The piece of rectum that comes out with it is known as the Pink Sock.
  • Plate Job: Lying under a glass-topped table while someone sits on the table and defecates.
  • Portuguese Breakfast: An esoteric form of cunnilingus involving raw eggs.
  • Riding the Bull: Act of having sex doggy-style, grabbing the hair of partner and yelling out an ex-lover's name. You then hold on tight and see how long you can stay on top. Also known as "Rodeo"
  • Rim Job: Licking the inside and general region of another's anus.
  • Rusty Trombone: Act of licking the partners anus while masturbating him.
  • Screaming Eagle: While having sex in a sandy area, such as a beach, pulling the penis out of the vagina, dipping it in sand, and inserting it back in forcefully. Can also be done with the anus.
  • Skull Fucking: The act of penatrating and having intercourse with an empty eye socket, usually preceded by the gouging out of eye(s).
  • Shocker: While masterbating the female with two fingers, the man then inserts another finger into the women's anus. The act is also refered to as "two in the pink one in the stink" or "the fun gun".
  • Mega-Shocker: Taking both his hands the male places them palms together, links his ring fingers only and inserts both sets of index and middle fingers (4 total) into the vagina, and his pinky finger set (2 total) into her anus.
  • Omega-Shocker: the male makes two fists and, smiling, insert one into her vagina, and one into her anus.
  • Sniffing Josh: Sniffing your finger after fingering yourself or someone else in the rectum.
  • Snowballing: When the male ejaculates in the females mouth and she holds the semen inside right before she passes it to her partner by french kissing him.
  • Sploshing (UK): Sexual stimulation by smearing oneself with food.
  • The Inside Job/The Secret Handshake: When a girl fists herself, the man inserts his dick, and she jacks him off.
  • Strawberry Shortcake: Punching one's lover in the face after ejaculating on it (allusion to the mixture of blood and cum). Also known as Strawberry Daquiri.
  • Tastycake: Refers to a male ejaculating into the mouth of a partner who is performing oral sex after previously deficating into their mouth thus providing a "cream filling inside the chocolate"
  • Texas Oil Rig- As part of an anal intercource, lying on your back while a partner rides you, then pulling off right before ejaculating, getting jacked off, and then licking up your own load greedily.
  • Thighfucking: intercrural intercourse Also known as thighing or thigh sex.
  • The Tone: The act of putting the testicles in the anus whilst simultaneously flipping the penis down into the vagina.
  • Turquey Slapping: Act of slapping the partner on the face with the penis after fellatio (also known as the "Danza" slap, after the Tony Danza pornography urban myth). Also commonly referred to as "Fedonking" or F.C.B (Facial cock beating) in some parts of the south west United States.
  • Very Unhappy Ending: When a man uses the doggstyle so his partner can not see him draw a knife (or machette, axe, sword, etc.) and simultaneous to the act of oragasm, he stabs the partner to death with said weapon.
  • White Dragon: When the male ejaculates in his partner's mouth and forces his penis in for long enough that she chokes and forces the cum out through her nose. Also known as The Angry Dragon or the "Fire-Breathing Dragon".
  • White Zombie: The man would tell his partner that he had ejaculated, then after their partner opens their eyes, the man shoots his load in their face.

Sexual stimulation

Dildos

A dildo is an artificial penis.

  • Dong
  • Fantasy cock
  • Monster
  • Penis substitute
  • Rambone
  • Schlong decoy
  • Steely Dan

Pornography

Pornography is creative activity, such as writing, pictures or movies, often of artistic as well as erotic value, intended to stimulate sexual desire.

  • Blue material
  • Boothu (Telugu)
  • Dirty pictures
  • Ecchi (softcore hentai)
  • Eye-Candy Catalog
  • Eye waggling (looking at pornography)
  • Falcon (male gay porn)
  • Flesh fiction
  • Girly mags
  • Girly pics
  • Hentai
  • Jazz mags
  • Jizz mags
  • Jerk off material
  • Movies Catholics would object to
  • Naked pictures
  • Neeli chithralu - "Blue Films" (Telugu)
  • Nudy mags
  • Pix
  • Porn/Porno
  • pr0n (leet - "Internet slang")
  • Skin Mags
  • Slash_fiction
  • Smut
  • Spoogy pics
  • Stick books
  • Stroke material
  • Toss Fodder
  • Wank mags
  • Yiff (furry)
  • Yiff(y) 'zines (also furry)
  • X
  • XXX
  • 2D-Girls

Physiological processes

Erection

An erection is the hardening of the penis.

  • Boner
  • Breakfast Burrito (Morning erection)
  • Charming the anaconda
  • Chubby
  • Enutchuck
  • Flag pole
  • Flesh Tampon
  • Full-on
  • Half Mongrel (Australian term for semi-erect))
  • Hard-on
  • Homemade sundial
  • K-2
  • Loaded
  • Lob-on (in a semi-erect state)
  • Morning wood, morning glory, or sunrise surprise (a penile erection males experience upon waking)
  • phallus erectus
  • pitch a tent.
  • Poker
  • Purple-headed yogurt slinger
  • Raise a Barn
  • Renob
  • Rising
  • Semi (Semi-erect, i.e. "Man that chick gave me a Semi!")
  • Standing at attention
  • Stiffy
  • Turgid
  • Woody

Female Arousal

  • Dripping
  • Fully packed kebab
  • Wide on (as in 'I like him/her so much I think I've got a Wide-on') - the female equivalent of a hard-on
  • Loaded for bear
  • Running like Clapham Junction (UK)

Menstruation

Menstruation is commonly known as a "period".

  • Arsenal playing at home
  • Aunt Flo is visiting (this was in episodes of both "Family Guy" and "The Cosby Show".)
  • A Visit from Cap'n Bloodsnatch
  • Catting
  • Changing the oil
  • Circus is in town, the
  • Crimson tide
  • Crimson wave
  • Curse, the
  • Dot, the
  • Drip, the
  • Eve's curse
  • Eve's gift
  • Flying Baker
  • Flying a Baker flag (U. S. Military Marine/Navy term)
  • Friend
  • Getting your flowers (Irish)
  • Girly Problems
  • Guest
  • Having a period
  • Having the painters in
  • Italian diner is closed for renovation, the
  • Jam Rag Time
  • Lady in Red, The (Particularly when the vulva is called "The Lady")
  • Les Anglais sont débarqué (French, approximately 'the English [soldiers, with their red coats] have disembarked [i.e. arrived]')
  • Making fruit punch
  • Monkey's nose bleed
  • Monthly
  • Monthly Sweepstakes, The
  • Moon Cycle, The
  • My little friend
  • My little red-headed friend
  • P-Reg (as in registration plate for a car)
  • Painters are in, the
  • Perioding on a poodle
  • Picking cotton
  • Polka-Dot parade, the
  • Putting up the red tent
  • On the blob
  • On the period
  • On the rag
  • P..... (usually when the female doesn't want to reveal it)
  • Ragging
  • Rag Week
  • Red storm rising
  • Regla, la (Spanish)
  • Red Baron, The
  • Red Tide (Wave)
  • Riding the cotton pony
  • Señorita de rojo, la (Spanish)
  • Sick
  • Surfing the Crimson Wave
  • That time of the month
  • T.O.M
  • Vampire's tea bag
  • (Being) Visited by Charlie
  • Walking along the beach in soft focus

Pregnancy

  • About to drop the sprog
  • Banged up
  • Bombo, tener un (Spanish)
  • Bun in the oven
  • Duck in the oven
  • Enceinte (French)
  • Expecting
  • Great with child
  • In the family way
  • Hanging a doughnut
  • Kicked in the back
  • Knocked up
  • Preggers
  • Prego (used as an adjective or noun in reference to the mother-to-be)
  • Sprog farming
  • Stagnant
  • Stewing a swift pie
  • Tin roof rusted (see B52's Love shack)
  • Up the duff
  • Up the kite
  • With child
  • With pod
  • "With a bloody great squirming thing in utero"
  • The river runs red

Orgasm (male and female)

  • Acabar (Spanish)
  • Approaching the Billy Mill Roundabout (Northern English)
  • Big "O", the
  • Blast off
  • Blowing a load
  • Busting a nut
  • Climax
  • Coming/Cumming
  • Correrse (Spanish)
  • Corriendo (Spanish, 'Cumming')
  • Creaming/Cream pie
  • Creaming one's jeans (male ejaculation inside his pants)
  • Earth moving, the
  • Eruption
  • Filling up at the ejaculation station
  • Fireworks
  • Fucking Off
  • Gasm
  • Getting off
  • Getting a Lobbage
  • Hot Lava
  • Impregnating the bed (nocturnal emission by male)
  • Irse (Spanish)
  • Japanese moment
  • Jizzing
  • Jouir (French)
  • Liquid Explosion
  • Making the "O" face
  • Massive Eruption
  • Money shot
  • Mul (Korean)
  • Number 3 (ejaculation; "Number 1" refers to urination, "Number 2" refers to defecation)
  • Nutting
  • O(n) (big O of n)
  • Petite mort, la (French for the little death; sometimes refers specifically to an orgasm so intense as to cause loss of consciousness)
  • Popping one off
  • Shooting
  • Shootin' Ropes
  • Shoot the Wad
  • Shoot/ing the load
  • Skeeting
  • Spewing
  • Spilling the egg-nog
  • Splat the Fat
  • Spooging
  • Squirting
  • Taking out the Trash
  • the juice is loose
  • Wet dream (nocturnal emission)
  • Whipping Creme
  • Ye Ole Splatter of Veal Stump Batter

Ejaculate (semen and sperm)

These terms refer to the ejaculate, the substance usually called semen.

A-J

  • Baby batter
  • Baby gravy
  • Baby seed/s
  • Ball snot
  • Beef Pole Porridge
  • Boycream
  • Boyjuice
  • Boy butter
  • Boy glue
  • Butt lotion
  • Chin Omelette
  • Chum
  • Clitty Litter (Trucker Slang for the white stuff in lot lizard panties)
  • Cum
  • Cum Wad
  • Cream
  • Daddy's little squirt
  • Dick cream
  • Dick snot
  • DNA sample
  • DNA slurpee
  • Dr. Pepper
  • Donut glaze
  • Dude Juice
  • Egg Magma
  • Elmer's glue
  • Embryonic warrior
  • Foutre (or du foutre) French
  • Frenchman's delight
  • French dressing
  • Funny Juice
  • Gentleman's relish
  • Georgia joy juice
  • Gism/Gizm
  • Goo
  • Guy Goo
  • Happy Juice
  • Hate Paste
  • Hot creamy filling
  • Hot dog flavored water
  • Hot load
  • Hot man jam
  • Hot man mustard
  • Jesus juice
  • Jism (also jizm and (nonstandard) jissom, used by W.S. Burroughs)
  • Jizz (as both noun and verb)
  • Junk

K-S

  • Latino Man Milk
  • Leche (Spanish)
  • Liquid babies
  • Load
  • Love juice
  • Love Nectar
  • Love piss
  • Love pudding
  • Love sauce
  • Love gravy
  • Man batter
  • Man butter
  • Man chowder
  • Man cream
  • Man fat
  • Man fat light (for those who have had the snip)
  • Man fluid
  • Man gravy
  • Man jam
  • Man juice
  • Man love
  • Man mayo/mayonnaise
  • Man milk
  • Man'naise
  • Man'O
  • Man sauce
  • Man spackle
  • Man yogurt
  • Mooney, The
  • Monkey custard
  • Number 3 ("Number 1" refers to urine, "Number 2" refers to feces)
  • Nut
  • Offspring precursor (along with ovum)
  • Pale-ale (American Pie reference)
  • Pearl jam
  • Pearl necklace
  • Pecker Paste
  • Penis gravy
  • Pimp juice
  • Protein shake
  • Protein facial
  • Population Paste
  • Randy guy fuel
  • Rocket sauce
  • Sacred milk
  • Sacred dude juice
  • Scrotum butter
  • Seed (old-fashioned use of the word that pre-dates "sperm")
  • Sex wee
  • Shiofuki (refers to female ejaculation)
  • Shizma
  • Shizmata
  • Skeet
  • Sperm
  • Splooge/Spooge
  • Sploolie
  • Splurge
  • Spoof
  • Spunk
  • Sticky wee wee
  • Sticky white love piss
  • Squade
  • Swimmin' Tim (term for a shot of liquor containing male ejaculate, specifically from a man named "Tim")

T-Z

  • Tarter Sauce
  • Testosterone Treat
  • Tijuana toothpaste
  • Throat yogurt
  • Turkey Tube Love Malt
  • Turkish mayonnaise
  • Vanilla Creme
  • Veeryamu (telugu)
  • Vin Diesel
  • Whipped cream
  • White wee wee
  • White Sauce

Vaginal secretions and sounds

  • Barking
  • Box juice
  • Clam dip
  • Cream
  • Cum
  • Cunt batter
  • Cunt butter
  • Cunt chum
  • Cunt cream
  • Cunt cum
  • Cunt juice
  • Fanny batter
  • Fanny fart (UK slang)
  • Fuck batter
  • Fuck butter
  • Fuck cream
  • Fuck juice
  • Girl cum
  • Goof
  • Groin gravy
  • Honey
  • Juice/s
  • Lady cream
  • Lady juice
  • Love Honey
  • Love juice
  • Love nectar
  • Mayonaise jar
  • Moip
  • Mung (The result of when one presses down on a pregnant woman's stomach after childbirth)
  • Nectar
  • Niagara Falls (when the woman gets REALLY wet)
  • Oyster sauce
  • Pussy juice
  • Pussy fart
  • Queef
  • Salsa
  • Skeet
  • Spoo
  • Squirter (one who can project juices from the vagina during orgasm)
  • Tuna surprise
  • Young berry sweet juice

Smegma

  • Ball cheese
  • Dick butter
  • Dick cheese
  • Duck Butter
  • Fromunda Cheese ("From under" the foreskin)
  • Head Cheese
  • Requesón (Spanish)
  • Smeg (Populized in the UK in the BBC Comedy "Red Dwarf" used by the character Lister, played by Craig Charles.)
  • Tangy Treat
  • The prize at the bottom of the cereal box

Venereal diseases (STDs)

Venereal diseases are also known as sexually-transmitted diseases, or STDs, since they are contracted primarily through sexual activity. The term is typically used to refer to (usually) non-fatal diseases such as gonorrhea and syphilis, as opposed to AIDS.

  • Bad kimchi
  • Blickey(s) (prison slang)
  • Bush Monkey(s) (crabs)
  • Clap, the
  • CLR (Cooter Lip Rot)
  • Crabs
  • Critters
  • Crotch Crickets
  • Crotch rot
  • Drippy dick
  • Dose (to catch), a
  • French disease, the
  • Gynoherpasyphilitis
  • Hibava, The
  • Herpegonnosyphilaids
  • Knacker cracker
  • Knob rot
  • Miss siff
  • Monster (prison slang)
  • Ninja (prison slang)
  • Package (prison slang)
  • Perles d'Amour
  • Pox
  • Pussy rot
  • Sabretoothed Crotch Crickets
  • Sara
  • Shit (prison slang)
  • Social disease
  • Sour cream
  • The Germ
  • Went up in that fire (prison slang)

Devices for preventing pregnancy and/or STD transmission

The following devices are designed to prevent pregnancy, STD transmission, or both, although certainly no device is fail-proof.

Condom (male)

  • Anti-baby
  • Bag ("Bag it")
  • Balloon
  • Barrier
  • Beetleskin
  • Billy (In the song "Willy, Use A Billy... Boy by E-Rotic; "Billy Boy" is a German Brand)
  • Black Ribbed [K]nobbler (Dave Lister, "Red Dwarf")
  • Blast Shield
  • Body Bag
  • Capote anglaise (or capote) French
  • Chapeau French
  • Cock cap
  • Connie (Ali G)
  • Crowd Stopper (Old Durex ad)
  • DNA lounge
  • Domes
  • Garbage bag of love
  • Durex (brand)
  • East River whitefish (specifically when disposed of in a casual manner / an unpleasant object "fished" out of the river)
  • Eel envelope
  • Forro (Spanish)
  • French Letter
  • Goma, la (Spanish, "rubber")
  • Gorro (Spanish)
  • Gummisnopp (Swedish)
  • Hat
  • Helmet
  • Hudson River whitefish (New York, specifically when disposed of in a casual manner / an unpleasant object "fished" out of the river)
  • Jim/Jimmy hat
  • Johnny
  • Love glove
  • Knighthood
  • Magnum (large-sized brand)
  • One-piece overcoat
  • Parachuting
  • Penis Sheath (or sheath)
  • Pregnot
  • Preservatif (French, Russian)
  • Preservativo (Spanish, Portuguese)
  • Protection
  • Raincoat
  • Rubber
  • Rubber Johnny
  • Shitbag
  • Shrink wrap
  • Sombrero (Spanish)
  • Sonky (a reference to the Discworld equivalent of condoms in the works of Terry Pratchett)
  • Sock
  • Trojan (brand)
  • Wet suit
  • Zucchini Beanie
  • Kurton (Croatian)

People

General

  • M.I.L.F. (Mom I'd Like to Fuck)
  • D.I.L.F. (Dad I'd Like to Fuck)
  • G.I.L.F. (Grandma/Grandpa I'd Like to Fuck)
  • T.I.L.F. (Teacher I'd Like to Fuck)
  • Spinner (woman petite enough to sit on a man's erect penis and then have him spin her around on it by her shoulders)
  • "I'll do time" is a statement that one may make on seeing a person below the age of consent and concluding that one wishes to perform sexual acts with said person; it refers to the time that the speaker may spend in incarceration if convicted of such a crime.

Homosexual

For slang terms describing gay and lesbian people, see Gay slang and the List of Sexual Slurs.

Prostitute

A prostitute is a person who engages in sexual activity in exchange for money or other favors. Arguably those who "sleep around" to improve their social position or get a promotion at work are considered by some to be prostitutes. However, not all terms listed below fit that description exactly.

General terms for Prostitute

  • Escort (euphemism)

Male prostitute

  • Beeperman
  • Bitch (submissive homosexual prostitute - opposite of 'cat' from the term 'cat-house', brothel)
  • Call boy/Callboy
  • Chapero (Spanish, homosexual prostitute)
  • Chicken
  • Culver
  • Dog (dominant homosexual prostitute - same etymology as 'Bitch')
  • Fun boy/Funboy
  • Gigolo
  • He-Whore
  • Himbo
  • Joy boy/Joyboy
  • Larry
  • Loner Boner
  • Man-slut
  • Manwhore
  • Mangina (Manwhore slag for anus)
  • Penis punter
  • Puto (Spanish)
  • Pulling a Sandy
  • Rentaboy/Rent boy/Rentboy (young homosexual prostitute)
  • Toaster
  • Working boy
  • boom-boom-boy (Jamaican slang)

Female prostitute

A-M
  • Bagassa Italian
  • Bangtail
  • Buttana Sicily
  • Bimbo
  • Bitch
  • Brass
  • Brass nail
  • Calabasas Katie
  • Call girl
  • Chickenhead
  • Cocotte
  • Coin Operated Beaver (Trucker Slang)
  • College girl
  • Concubine
  • Courtesan
  • Cum Dumpster
  • Cumrag
  • Cyprian (archaic term derived from worship of Aphrodite on Cyprus)
  • Ĉiesulino (Esperanto: everybody's woman, pronounced "CheeSOOleeNOH")
  • Doxy
  • Drab
  • Elizabitch
  • Fallen woman
  • Flight attendant
  • Floozie
  • Fun girl
  • Garden Implement
  • Gashley (prison slang)
  • Gengri (Thai)
  • Gold digger
  • Guarra (Spanish)
  • Harlot
  • Ho
  • Ho-bag
  • Hobby horse
  • Ho-biscuit
  • Hooker
  • Hussy
  • Hwran (Welsh)
  • Joy Girl
  • Lady of the evening
  • Lanja (Telugu)
  • Loose woman
  • Lot Lizard (Trucker Slang)
  • Masseuse (euphemism)
  • Member of the (world's) oldest profession
  • Model
  • Moll
N-Z
  • Perra/perruca (Spanish word for female dog)
  • Pinch prick
  • Potaskushka (Russian)
  • Pro
  • Promiscuous woman A.K.A. Bonnita Levay
  • Prossie
  • Puta/putona (Spanish)
  • Puttana (Italian)
  • Pute (French)
  • Quean
  • Ramera (Spanish)
  • randi([hindi])
  • Roundheel
  • Roxanne (From the song by "Sting and the Police")
  • Rent-a-babe
  • Scarlet woman
  • Scrubber
  • Sex worker (except in technical usage of the term)
  • Sidewalk Hostess
  • Skank
  • Skeezer
  • Slag tart
  • Slapper
  • Slut
  • Streetwalker
  • Striapeach (Irish)
  • Strumpet
  • Tart
  • Tom
  • Tramp
  • Trick
  • Troia (Italian)
  • Trollop
  • Trull
  • Unfortunate (popular Victorian-era British euphemism)
  • villai magal (tamil)
  • Wanton
  • Wench (also used for any lower-class woman; e.g., "serving wench")
  • White slave
  • Whore
  • Whore Bag
  • Woman (since prostitutes are usually female)
  • Woman of easy virtue
  • Woman of ill repute
  • Woman of negotiable virtue
  • Woman of the streets
  • Woman on the game
  • Working girl
  • Zoccola (Italian)
  • Zorra (Spanish word for fox and slang for sluty)
  • Dean Zaboullis

Crime

Crime in sexuality includes activities which are almost universally considered taboo or criminal.

Incest

Incest involves sexual relations between close family members.

  • A game the whole family can play
  • But cousin Daisy was hot in those lil' shorts
  • Bred in Barrie
  • Cousin Fucker
  • Cousin Lovin'
  • DNA Double Dipping
  • Doing the Oedipus
  • Dunnville style
  • Family tree has but one branch
  • Family fun
  • Forbidden love
  • Fun for all the family
  • Inbreeding
  • Joining The Royal Family
  • Keeping it in the family
  • Kissin' Cousins
  • Looking for love across the hallway
  • Making kids with 6 toes/fingers
  • Making the family tree into a wreath
  • Mother fucker
  • Not diluting the gene pool
  • One big happy Weasley Family
  • Pump-kin
  • Relative sex
  • Rolling One's Own
  • Southern' Lovin
  • Sister fister
  • Sister slammer
  • Skywalker Sex
  • Uncle fucker (after a song in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut)
  • Usurping the Uterus
  • The stump runs tight

Pedophilia

Pedophilia (or paedophilia or pædophilia) (from the Latin pædo- ("child") and philia ("love")) specifically is a pubescent or post-pubescent person's